It seems that Micheal is able to talk from the staked position. He was not on the payrole before he got staked or Mr. Giovani wouldn't have brought him before the Prince. Since vampires cannot talk while staked... well, I just see this as means of getting your hands on him for your own revenge. The Prince will met out justice as she see's fit. I back her in all things. If you are worried about dealing with a problem, help clean the city and surrounding area so that your assets will be more secure.

Mr. Giovanni(woman with facial hair wearing a suit), I hate to be an instigator of unnecessary trouble, but I don't think you(pencil dick) understand the situation. Michael has committed crimes in one of the Camarilla's Domains against a member of said group. He will stand trial by our customs. His punishment, should he be proven guilty, will be under our traditions, if he's innocent, he's free to do what he wants. Now, should this be to difficult to understand for that incest ridden mind of yours, I'm sure I can enlighten you("I've got money, fear me!") through other means. Also, Mr. Pisanob is more than capable of defending himself. My sources, which are by far better than yours(wop) tell me the Archon is capable of some amazing feats. I suggest you(panzie ass little bitch) drop the subject, especially since its apparent you("I can talk to wraiths, I'm special") need aid in dealing with your own problems. Lastly, to paraphrase a popular movie among the mortals, "Stakes and fire don't kill vampires, I kill vampires." Now, stay out of the Camarilla's political situations. You've been warned.

TO Vic Pisanob: On and by the way, if you ever threaten me or my family again, ill open the largest can of whoop ass that I can buy, and my sources tell me thats very big.

To Seth: Seth technically our down times arent due until this coming wednesday, its the week before Larp. Also Dave do you get 2 downtimes? and expirence points?

Oh Michael will be givin to the Giovanni, he was arrested by the state Police and seeing as though I won them, he has a warrent out for his arrest and he will be replaced into there hands, and handed over to the Giovanni. Michael is now on the Giovanni pay role, so any harm done to Michael will break the Giovanni treaty set of a long time ago and turn this into a war. Michael is now Giovanni advisor and I am asking for him back into our hands. So please dont take this to the next level and do as i say.

*convulses from LARP withdrawal*

hey all... i thought i would stop by and tell you all what spins you are. oh and just for good measure... MOCK!!!!

*WGD wanders back into the distance*

Greetings from San Francisco! As some of you know, I'm on vacation currently. I just wanted to wish you a Happy Halloween, and add my two cents to the matter of this comment page. I'm often in different cities and states, missing the larp at times,so with this comment page, I can keep track of what's going on in the larp without having to bug anyone during game-time. It's so much easier when I miss a game, to check out the basic gist of what happened at the last game via this website. So, I really need this comment page, and I would hope that people could be responsible enough to not abuse it. Thank you! I'll see you all on the 13th!

October 31, 1999:

It seems that events slip further and further out of hand by the day. Two months have passed, two Princes have passed as well. The third will take some time to solidify her support. Or will she fall as well? Do the Kindred of Lansing even know what role they play in the grand scheme? Are they even aware that the choices they make may be crucial to our very existance? Too many questions. Too much uncertainty.

My Grandson spends long hours in prayer these days. When he is not praying he is hunting. My efforts to direct him toward the path of peace have failed. I dont know if I'm more afraid that he will fail and die or that he will succeed and wipe out important players in the time to come.

Are the others oblivious enough to assume my Grandson wont come for them as well? I dont know why he's left them alone so far, but I hear his prayers. He knows who they are. He knows who they all are. He wants them to die as well.

The millineum approaches quickly. Some say that our time, the time of us leading and protecting mankind will come to an end with it. If it does, all will have to answer for the crimes of the worst among us. The inquisition will pale in comparison to the purge that will result.

Still I wait, and I watch, and I hope... and I continue to record it all as is my duty. Heaven help us.

Relax. You still get your 1/3 XP and can buy that extra Macrame Ability you've been waiting to get. Downtimes will still be accepted for credit and character improvement up until the normal due date, which is next Friday. The storyteller meeting was held yesterday however, and generally I'd like to plan things around people's dowtimes. Knowing what everyone is doing could be pertinent to planning the next game. Try not to wait until the last minute! Downtime should be more than an XP summary.

Umm... downtime was due yesterday? How about the Friday prior to when the game is? Thats what we meant when we said Friday at whatever time it was. Sorry about that...

WTF? Downtimes due yesterday? Nice of you to let us know about it....

If you're going to make the downtime due date float around randomly, instead of always being the Wednesday before LARP (as is posted on the Rules page), you could at least be courteous enough to tell us about it at the game instead of blindly assuming that everyone in the LARP checks the web page every f***ing day.

Yes, I'm angry about this.

That was it. His eyes fluttered open, and his breathing ceased its regularity. The too-quiet Umbra surrounded Jack Webb, and the red star seemed to blink at him. He had finally contacted a spirit. Two weeks straight of meditation in the Umbra had made him doubt his very existance. But it had paid off. A spirit was on the way. He had felt the briefest touch of an existance, but that was all he needed to know. As his stomach grumbled, his heart rejoiced. He would have help. King Brewries might yet be defeated. Matthew Walks-to-Moon might yet be rescued. The Caern of Luna's Pact might yet survive. He left the Umbra as he left the Caern, scratching idly at his forehead. Damn, a Gordita sounded good...

Been out of touch for a while but the scourge of the taterless Owosso must be removed from this land!!! While your at it could someone bring me a doughnut? No more treeboy eating or I'll poison all who partake. If I can't poison you I'll give you one hell of a upset stomach you will not forget. As for the Fuzzy Puppies... we don't want you dead and we don't want you to leave. What "fun" would that be? Hey Sarah who is this Sabbat character cause... you know thorns arn't all that bad. Dear Cosmo... don't keep me in suspence what are the 2 words? Some advice to the prince... if your going to dispose of this Cassandra Argo make sure you use the compost pile cause she's probably biodegradable. As for the changeling population, as soon as Corbitt was done eating the boggan I healed him back to normal so were back to 40,000 strong...er..40,000 any way and yes we need the baloons with helium cause with out it we can't talk to you guys(stange curse denying us the use of vowels in meetings with out it).

I agree with Dave B. I think the message board serves as those two things. If you can't understand it, or are confused, I suggest you consult the Fries and Pasta Chart and look for the sub-heading "Taters"

My two cents on the content of this board:

1) OOC it serves as a way to communicate general information from player to player and from storyteller to players and vise versa. In this regard it's kind of like a LARP announcement page.

2) IC (and this is the complicated one) It is a place where the supernaturals of Lansing can post with relative security and secrecy to each other. This is done under the guise of "playing" as if they're part of a roleplaying group, all of whom's members dont seem to notice for some reason that others are posting on their board.

The postings on the board are anonymous, but that doesn't mean that misrepresenting yourself as someone else wont have consequences. Posting as an established NPC in the world of darkness (Cain, or Lilith or even Smudge, the Ignored for that matter)implies that the storytellers wrote the post. The storytellers reserve the right to have the REAL NPC, or anyone with his interests in mind, punish those who who misrepresent themselves as him. Failing that, we will continue to debunk anonymous spins who post as NPCs they do not control. (For those who dont know, I asked that the offending post be removed.) Questions?

As long as people don't post as other characters or other people, the message board is a valuable resource to the game. In some games, there is both an IC and OOC board. I don't know if there is enough commotion to warrant a separate board yet, but its an idea.

OK, this is completely OOC: what exactly is the relationship of posted material here as it affects the LARP, and what do you guys want it to be? As it stands now, this message board seems to be sort of an eclectic LARP news poster, a place for in-character interaction during the week, and another medium for mocking spanky (for those who don't know, skippy was bequeathed another nickname last night. All hail spanky). As of late, people seem to have been spun by post under different names, people posting as other people, etc. which obviously demonstrates a problem with having this message board used as in-character interactions which carry over to LARP. By the same token, however, this page would be pretty damn boring without in-character interaction, and IMO people posting here in-character throughout the week provides a sense of continuity from one LARP to the next. I guess all I'm really hoping here is to see what other people opinions on the matter are, and how you all want to use this list.

Hello Kindred of Lansing. As many of you may have heard, an Emissary is being sent to deal with Blade. That person is me. I will make myself known after you have concluded with your trial(OOC - if you want a list of successful kills or information on Mr. Ruiz, E-mail me. He's a well-known guy.). Apparently, the Assamite in Lansing is incapable of slaying Mr. Blake. Till Saturday.

Yeah! I can post again... (friggin' computer) Thanks Pengie for fixing the guestbook. I wont be bothering you again about it.

Players: Creating a post from an NPC without prior approval is not allowed. There are ways to make sure a certain post comes from the Storytellers and not just some random spin, if the crap keeps up I guess I'll be forced to use them.

Test

I found that out today... However, it was after WW's website had been moved and a message on another game's message board stating WW had been sold.

Ummmm...Adam, that was a hoax the White Wolf webmaster put up to stir up activity with the release of hunter: the reckoning. White Wolf has not been sold.

Alright guys, I've had some complaints about people posting as other people's characters. That's not cool. If I get any more of those, I'll take them off the board. I don't like to censor stuff like that, but it's not fair to the players. Be as spinny and backbiting as your little undead hearts desire during game, but don't post as characters you have no business posting as on the board.

To illustrate the point - if I, as a changeling, in game, wanted to make someone think I was someone else and used Chicanery or something to do so, fine. It's in character, and the other person can roleplay with it, and they have a chance of discovering the truth. It's pretty unfair on the board, where we don't have that.

In conclusion - online, no one knows you're a dog, but they sure can find out if you're an asshole. Thank you.

White Wolf has apparently been sold to some political activist group. The group, Libertarians specifically, hopes to get gamers involved with their campaigning platforms. I feel exploited...

Michael WILL NOT be given over to the Giovanni, unless they decided they want to start being involved in the politics of the two sects. This is a Camarilla matter. Stay out of our business. Prince Buchanan will decide his fate. It is not something that can be bargained for.

Who ever posted under my name last week, i feel that is lame and not cool, and yes im OOC right now. I think if people are going to sit here and post under my name whats the purpose of this message board. Take into consideration what you did. back in char: At my wish i wish for michael not to be harmed, i ask him to be turned over to the Giovanni at once, and please do not ask anymore questions. If its money you want for him that can be arranged.

Do the balloons have to be inflated, or can we just give them to you guys(the Changlings)? That's a lot of helium...

There was supposed to be a party scheduled for this week according to the official LARP schedule. If anyone is interested in organizing one let me know, I will be working that day but will be happy to get the word out. Tentatively the Storyteller meeting is set for Friday (though it might get pushed back to the weekend) Downtimes will be due by then.

Yeah, that damn donkey had a fatal head wound when we got 'em, just like the plumber. BTW, since the fucking cockroach pooka didn't make my pasta this week, I was forced to eat a boggan. That makes the changeling society in the area down to 39,999.

Due to some unfortunate disagreements and mistrust within the Changeling society, all Changelings shall be present at the meeting with the new prince; about 40,000 of them. Please let us know now if special arrangements will be required, or if there will not be enough balloons. Also, we would like another shiny donkey, as the last one was defective.

We can meet at your convienence.

We've got to go to Mexico for hooke...uh, I mean business dealings next week. If its gotta be done next week, try a guy named skippy. I'll tell him to stop by the vu next week. Trust me, you'll know him when ya see him.

Could all the vampires with at least 3 traits in contacts please E-Mail me. There's stuff you should know which I didn't get around to telling you at the last game. Thanks...

Anyone with any information concerning the crimes that Michael, former Prince of Lansing, has been accused of, please contact me with that information so that it can be taken into account at the Trial Conclave.

Prince Sarah

Cassandra

I thank you for your loyalty, and look forward to meeting with you soon.

Changelings, we need to meet as well regarding the treaty that you had with Michael and Cython. I need to know if these terms are still agreeable in the eyes of both parties. There will be colored balloons at the meeting for each Changeling that attends if you will contact me and let me know when a good time for you is and we can set this up. Let me know how many Changelings will be in attendance so I know how many balloons to bring!

Sarah Buchannan, Prince of Lansing

I am at your disposal, Prince.

Primogen: i am very sorry for leaving... umm accually running out screaming when you brought Michael to my Elysium. Why i did it i won't explain. If it is in my power, i will not do it agian. Giovanni: I would like to have a meeting with you ASAP.

Four weeks is acceptable, two only works if you wish to accompany the management to Mexico.

Im sorely disappointed with all of your behavior last night. While my clan do not get involved in your precious Jyhad we do not wish to see the city taken apart by the Sabbat and other antagonist. Unfortunately all you seem do is sound like a broken record, mostly about that former prince whom you still can't come to a decisive opinion about. Worse yet you do this at one of our business's, perhaps he is as my Cousin says a minion of the Sabbat. I certinly know that at the very least he is derailing the rest of you. If this kind of behavior contines I feel that I must advise my Cousin that we should leave Okemos before everything WE have worked for is lost because of you. As for you Fairies don't interfere with us and we wont bother you, and if you ain't down with that we've got two words for you...

My apologies to the Changlings, but I already have plans for 3 weeks from now. I cannot change them. We either have our "last standing match" in two or four weeks. (OOC: Adam won't be here...).

Skippy stared unblinkingly at the lights of Lansing. Here was a new city, a new start for him. Perhaps here, he could finally forget the pain of his loss, of being unable to open doors, the pain of being trapped in revolving doors for hours on end, unable to figure out how to leave, and perhaps greatest of all, the pain of being undead. Nah, skippy thought, the revolving door thing is much worse than being undead. Shaking him selve from his reverie, Skippy began the walk down into town. As he gradually approached, he felt his past angst slip away with the dawn of a new place, a new life...as he passed the city limits, skippy could no longer contain his jubilation, and a single word burst forth from his tired lips: "Brrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssss....."

Skippy stared unblinkingly at the lights of Lansing. Here was a new city, a new start for him. Perhaps here, he could finally forget the pain of his loss, of being unable to open doors, the pain of being trapped in revolving doors for hours on end, unable to figure out how to leave, and perhaps greatest of all, the pain of being undead. Nah, skippy thought, the revolving door thing is much worse than being undead. Shaking him selve from his reverie, Skippy began the walk down into town. As he gradually approached, he felt his past angst slip away with the dawn of a new place, a new life...as he passed the city limits, skippy could no longer contain his jubilation, and a single word burst forth from his tired lips: "Brrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssss....."

To Vic Piasnob and others concerning the "last man standing" match scheduled between Vic and Warning for two weeks from now. The match will be postponed one week (now three weeks from last night) due to the unfortunate necessity of the management to travel to Mexico for liquor and hookers. The match still will go on as planned, three weeks from last night. May the best man/angsty vampire/chimerical doom beast win!!!!!

One other note... It should be known that the Gangrel Malcolm has decided to remain with us at this point and is Seneshal and Sheriff. I will expect that he will recieve all repsect due to him in these positions. I would also like all of the Primogen to send me their Email addresses so that we can continue to co-ordinate the situations we are faced with. In particular, I need to speak with Casey and Malcolm.

Sarah

As the new Prince of Lansing, I would personally like to thank everyone that voted me into the position last evening. Cython, thank you for stepping down with the grace that you did. It should be known that the positions have been set, the Primogen chosen for the Council. All unacknowlaged Vampires in the city should make their presence known to me as soon as possible.

As to the problem that we seem to face with what to do with Michael, I have decided to hold a Trial Conclave at the next meeting. (next LARP) I would like for all of the Primogen to be in attendance.

Changelings, I look forward to meeting with you to discuss the terms of the treaty that was set by Michael and see if the terms are still acceptable to us all.

It should be known that there will be no more fighting amongst the Primogen. We are here to secure this city for the Camarilla, to remove the threat of Sabbat, and that should be the top of EVERY list at this point. I welcome ideas from all of the Primogen. This is *not* a dictatorship, not will it be ran as one. To be an efficient Council, I shall need the support of you all, as well as your trust.

Until we meet again

Sarah Buchannan

I have some distressing news from the Conclave of Justicars. It seems the Gangrel, as a clan, have seceded from the Camarilla. They have become an independent clan. They can choose individually to ally with the Camarilla if they choose, but they will have no Justicar. If the Prince chooses, they can have representation on the Primogen Council. The Gangrel in Lansing is considered a Camarilla member until he decideds otherwise... Also, any vampire who decides to go over my head: I will not hesitate to end your existence. I was put here to maintain order within the Domain when beyond the scope of power of the Prince, and I WILL do so.

Frolic in your silliness for one last week. Have one last Saturday of meetings. Then die before our vengeful claws. We are coming... and we won't bid on the Satyr.

Mr.Black, I feel he did prove himself, he took out a threat that threatened me, well he tried to, the Fake Prince Michael. He also provided with information, that i found most vauable, but if it is your wish, then i shall listen. ( IM NOT YOUNG :-) Vinny..

Mr.Black, I feel he did prove himself, he took out a threat that threatened me, well he tried to, the Fake Prince Michael. He also provided with information, that i found most vauable, but if it is your wish, then i shall listen. ( IM NOT YOUNG :-) Vinny..

Ah, the young, they go out on vendettas and claim family support wihtout checking first. Watch yourself young Vincent or you could say something that the family will not want to back you up on. Theodore Millner had no chance to prove himself as being worthy of our family and as such is not worth this posturing. Pick your battles most carefully, you are still being watched.

How fascinating. The entire world stands on the brink of destruction, and all you can think of to do is talk trash to each other. Camarilla, Sabbat, Garou, Fae...squabbling children, all of you.

Zombie

I hope for you that you are only playing a sick and twisted joke. Playing "football"with the children is twisted. Then again, I should not be suprised that the Sabbat would think of such a thing. You will be stopped, rest assured.

Sarah Buchannan, Seneshal

bidding still goes on until tommorow night at 7:00pm. Right now you have the highest bid. Anybody else?

And who are you, Mr. angsty? You bet I'm arrogant, and proud of it, too. Unlike yourself, however, I'm not stupid. I'm not about to step into a fight with someone unknown just because he calls me a coward. Burn down his house during the day maybe, but not in a one on one fight. Ya see, my roody-poo undead friend, you've forgotten the first law of the fight: it doesn't matter what names you're called, or what other people think of ya. All that matters is who wins. Rude and crude, but it gets the job done. *shrug* If you still want to come down to Steve DiBivic's, please do. We'll as group, paralyze ya, stake ya, draw all over your face, and hurl your ass right through the portal to hell. You can call me a coward all ya want, but I'll still be alive and kickin' while you find out how your little Italian ass can handle a bunch of ghosts irritated about being used and abused by your kind. And don't forget, if ya show up, its a 15 drink minimum if ya wanna stay. Its a new policy: angsty undead who tell the management how powerful they are and how they can beat us all up because they're Italian are now required to buy 15 drinks before attemping to do so.

Hey! Have you had anymore bids for the Saytr?? Last I heard it was up to 3.29 and a chucky cheese token.... I was wondering if I could bid 3.29, the chucky cheese token and 100 tickets from the skee ball machine.

Mr. Corbitt, you really think you are much of a match for an elder Kindred? Fire may be deadly to those younger cainites, but some of us have ways around being damaged by fire. If you truly think you can best of any of us in combat, I ask you this: I challenge you, do you accept? If you do accept, I will present myself at Steve DiBevick's at 8:30 PM on Sat. If not, you are an arrogant coward. The choice is yours.

Listen, ya fucking angsty italian, and all you other blood-sucking types: Theodore Milner is Jack Webb. He's alive and well, and living whereever the ball-lickers live. We didn't kill 'em; we just took him into the dreaming and turned him back in to a werewolf. So spare me the angsty "I'm going after you because you killed my favority puppy and now you must pay" schtick; we both know the only reason you want our asses is we revealed your little secret. If you're that bitter, by all means, bring it. You really couldn't do anything to stop us last week, and I doubt you'll do much better this week. But come on in. I for one will appreciate the look of REAL angst on your face when I light my maul of fire, turn it sideways, and shove it straight up your rudy-poo undead ass!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you all heard? It's kiddie football day at the Children's Garden Saturday. Eleven of us on Offense and as many of you as you can muster on Defense. The kids get the honor of serving as footballs. Bring that Justicar guy back if you want. Bring helmets... you'll most likely be leaving on the Disabled List.

I fully support my Senechal's viewpoint on the presence of the Sabot in the city. They will come back full force if we do not remove them all. It would be wise if all the reasonable Kindred of the area would concentrate on this task. As far as Micheal's "offer" is concerned, it has no wieght. If he shows up he will given the chance to surrender to my mercy and the mercy of the Primogen council. If he does not surrender he is to be eliminated with due haste and with any means available.

The LARP Pictures? I ate them.

Actually, what with working full time and taking full time classes and LARPing, I haven't had time to finish them yet. They're even on the server, but not linked to anything... hee hee, if you guess the directory you can even see them ;-)...

BUT!

and it's a big but
I should get around to putting them all on their proper pages with nifty thumnails and everything this weekend (whilst avoiding my homework once more...).

This has been another bulletin from your Happy Changeling Pengie Mistress...

It seems the last location that Theodore Millner was seen was with the those funny pie eating people. They have killed my friend and the Giovanni family has decided to take direct action toward them,I do not take nicely to a person friend dieing. We will be answering that ten full.

why the heck did it post twice????? ::shakes her computer, more acurately, Daves computer::

The Sabbat have been a thorn in the side of the Camarilla for far too long now. I am of the opinion that the thorn needs to be removed permanantly. The fight is not over until the last man is down. And you can count on the fact that the last man standing will be Camarilla.

The Sabbat have been a thorn in the side of the Camarilla for far too long now. I am of the opinion that the thorn needs to be removed permanantly. The fight is not over until the last man is down. And you can count on the fact that the last man standing will be Camarilla.

Um... I was just wondering when the new pics were gonna magically and mysteriously appear on the pic page? Anyone heard anything on that at all?

Why do elephants wear springs on their feet?

So they can jump up into the trees and eat the squirrels.


What's the most terrifying sound to a squirrel?

"Boing, boing, boing..."

Jack Webb was weak and deserved to die.... we don't need the weak amoung our kind. I guess we owe you thanks for taking care of him....
We will not be so easy to get rid of however.

Functional werewolf pack? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I seem to remember Jack Webb constantly saying that we were weak and that the werewolves could walk all over us. Then, when he was a wraith, he said the same thing, that we were nothing, and that he could walk all over us. Then, when he was a vampire, he attempted yet again to spin us. Strange, how a group of people who are so pathetically weak were able to spin a person from all 3 of the other supernatural races in Lansing. Ah well. Good luck I to you I say; just don't expect an easy victory like you're predecessor in the sept or you'll end up like him: headless and with no canines.

Camarilla of Lansing: You think your pathetic Justicar can stop our plans for Lansing? It will only be a matter of time before the Sabbat is a thorn in your side once again. Take advantage of this... Prepare Camarilla neonates. Gehenna is near!

Wow two Dave Storytellers... well at least with a nickname like Skippy we wont get them confused,after all Skippy dose sound like a puppys name

Wow two Dave Storytellers... well at least with a nickname name like Skippy, we wont confuse them, after all Skippy dose sound like a puppy's name...

Changelings, " Oh No! Please don't eat us functioning werewolf pack!!!"
Functioning Werewolf Pack, " Changeling goo... yummy. *burp*".
You Changelings are SO screwed.....
PLAYTIME IS OVER!

I won't be at LARP this weekend cuz I get to see Mr. Rollins speak his mind at Wharton on Saturday. Maybe I'll show up afterwards, or see you guys at Theio's.

Blah bla BLAH bla blah blah BLAH bla blah. Blah bla blah blah bla BLAH, blah blah bla blah blah BLAH! (For those that can speak fluent Italian: "I'll make Fucking pasta next week. In the meantime, chew on Treeboy's SHIT!")

changlings...send me d.t. before midnight thursday..or i will make up down time for you.. also..we're going to do character histories this way..you do it..periond..you can turn it in any time you want..but if you don't turn it in before a week of the first larp you were in you don't get 5 extra exp...since this was just posted now..all you who don't have a histroy..well..basically the entire changling genra...except tree boy and who ever else exists that has existed for more than the turn crampto3 into a statue and torment him night need to turn one in to me..you have a week from this up coming larp to turn it in and get the points....bring red pens.

OK, bidding over the Satyr has been fast and furious. I've received 20 some odd bids for her for saturday alone. As such, the price to start bidding at if you want a crack at her is higher now. New price: 3.29 "Come to Steve DeBivic's! Whores, portals to hell, and a shrine to William Shatner, all at one convinient location! Don't forget to try our new salad bar, or our freshly reopened wet bar!"

You haven't made me my pasta yet you fucking cockroach pooka. Hurry it up, or I'll have to eat treeboy.

As an OOC note, some of you are aware that yesterday I had a huge midterm that accounted for 40% of my grade. I'd just like to tell everyone that I slapped it down, kicked it in the ribs, and stomped it in the groin until it called me "Dave Crampton". Thank you.

Actually, based on my observations, Owosso is almost entirely potato-free. Lots of doughnuts, though.

Well, everybody, you're going to need to bring your red pens next week. Guess who is the new Werewolf storyteller? That's right. Skippy. The Mocked One. I'll let you know the status of the Genre and everything on Saturday, during the announcements. Oh, yeah, Jordan needs the red pens for the Vampire character sheets. Don't forget 'em. >:)

I just want to know one thing about Owosso. Do they have taters? Lots of taters? As for the vamps... most of what you guys do is borring but maybe you could keep it down. It's hard enough to keep from being kicked in the nuts with out you guys showing up.

Hi, I was cruising the internet and I came across your guy's web page and I was kind of interested in this whole ...LARP...thing? Exactly what is this?
Oh wait, I'm retarded...I helped to start your silly larp!! Anyway, it's been so long since I looked on this page, I thought the larp was dead for a while. I've also heard many a horrible rumors about larp and everyone stepping down, and I miss all of my friends despite not visiting in a month and a half. I'd like to know what's up with all of you..health, wealth, social life, current marital status...or whatever. I've been trying to come up and visit, but I have a habit of working on weekends, I also have no money...sigh, the perils of a working "art/book whore".
Anyway, I just wanted to let all of you know (Conley's, Pyle, Mike, Mike, Jordan, Edmund, Crampto, Joy, Blodgett and anyone else I know) that I love and miss you...awwww, shucks.
And to those of you who don't know me, I started, inadvertantly, the legend of 'taters. Nuttin butt love...

Note to troll: what the hell are you thinking me being rleader of a fucking group of fa...er, wait what I meant to say is "yes, I am the leader of this group" Trust me. Note to Irvin: get us the donkey or face the fate of Jack Webb. Or at least something not particularly pleasant. Note to Satyr: You only get one dollar. Handling fees and the like. Besides, I did say "highest bidder". That's what you get for being a shiftless layabout. Note to cockroach pooka: make me some fucking pasta.

No, the fucking redcap won't be whoring me out at the next game. What the fuck kind of asking price is $3.00? I'm insulted! Next person who tries that gets satyr-kicked in the nuts.

Sarah:

I don't know why Michael would like to see you as Prince of Lansing; perhaps you should ask him. I only know that he has stated in front of witnesses that you are his first choice for the job.

My apologies for the inaccurate title.

Changeling: What would happen if i didn't get you that donkey i promised to your kind. Because well, i am pressed for money, and donkeys are more expensive that i thought and lets just say i cant find one to steal.

Camarilla of the city, I would strongly advise against acquiscing to the former prince's demands. If we let him continue to interfere with our leadership, we might as well have let him continue to be prince. I have seen many rulers dethroned in my time, and I say that we should pursue the hunt until Michael leaves this domain or is killed. He is too dangerous to be allowed to live here anymore.

Yeah, call off the bloodhunt. I wouldn't want one of you guys getting to the former Prince before I do.

Corbitt, are you the leader of this gang of fae? Just checking as I just got here and find myself in the weirdest fucking situatuin I've ever seen. Cockroaches that can't speak fucking English, squirrels with paralyzer guns, boggans that make portals out of potatoes and tin foil, ballons from vampires. What's next? Wraiths that operate phone sex lines? Garou that march in PETA rallies? Just what the fuck goes on in this berg? I kinda like it!

Yeah, but do you have satyr prostitutes? I don't fucking think so! What about a portal to hell, huh? BTW, free trip through the portal to hell for the first 15 vampires to ask for it next saturday! Don't settle for sweet, nubile, naked women; go for the only place in town with a shrine to William shatner.

In reference to the letter regarding the drink minimum at Steve's bar... There is no minimum of ANYthing at the Deja-Vu. Come join us there for a good time, first drink on the house for all Kindred and Anarchs, happy hour from 9pm-10pm M-S, doors open at 7pm! Hope to see you there!!! Oh..Balloons not required for entry..

Um...Seth Blumberg... I dont know what the deal is with the Email address, it was set up to have that space there. There was a 20% in the name when I pulled it from the link..All Email should be sent to Sarah(space)Buchannan@aol.com..... And the link to the page is good as well, it came up here, but just for you, ::grin:: here is the URL. "http://member.aol.com/sarah buchannan/sarah2.htm" Kevin Thorne~

::chuckles:: I am the Seneshal..the Sheriff position was 3 weeks ago... And why would Michael want to see *me* as Prince??

Sarah Buchannan

OK Cython, we need to fucking talk. I don't give a rats ass about your kind's oh so angsty plays against one another, just like you don't give a shit about us, but this hunt is a problem. As was agreed in the fucking treaty we signed last week, Michael gets to live in our freezer. You have that right too, once your deposed as prince of the angsty (when, not if; I've been around vampires before and I give you 5 weeks, tops. Hey man, nothing personal.) Obviously, Michael living in our freezer is going to draw a lot of lace-wearing, clove smoking, "oh the world is so horrible so let me drink blood and be evil" types to Steve DeBivic's. There may be fighting in our bar, which will disrupt business and put our kind at grave fucking risk. As bouncer and bartender at Steve DeBivic's, this is of grave concern to me, as I won't get paid if everyone else dies. That is why I propose the following measures, to ensure the spirit of the treaty isn't broken by any dipshits on either side: 1. You give us more balloons. Lots more balloons (hey, the yokels here seem to like 'em. I'd prefer if you sent us liquor and hookers, but hey, I'm not in charge). 2. From now on, there will be a 6 drink minimum PER HOUR for all vampires at Steve DeBivic's. This goes to a 12 drink minimum if you start fighting, and 150 drinks if you try to explain why the world is oh so fucking sad. 3. All vampires must identify themselves as such to the staff of Steve DeBivic's. I would suggest silly hats as the marker. Any who do not do so will be staked, put in the freezer, and drawn upon at our leisure (hey, ask Jack Webb about fucking with us). In return for these concessions, I offer you the following: 1. We won't interfere with your chomping on one another in Steve's as long as you don't disrupt business, and unless it present a humor opportunity for us (silly vampire! Potato to the head THWAKTHWAKTHWAK) 2. I'll whore out the satyr to whoever wants her. Current asking price: 3 dollars or highest offer. Hope this all meets with your approval. Have a nice, sunny fucking day.

The passing of the President of our Chapter and several of our members in the line of duty shall not be forgotten. Accounts like this only strengthen our faith prove true the words of Brother Blake. Twelve dead, brutally, all within a strange shroud of darkness. Tsk,Tsk Vampires. We will be looking for the ones responsible. Any others reading this that wish to provide information or aid in our search will be looked favoribly upon when the time comes.

I'm sure this has been said before but I want to say it again because recently, out of game interaction between characters has been increasing (namely playing at the LARP in Owosso).

All roleplay outside the normal game at the Fortress is considered between players. What goes on there will in NO WAY be enforced by the storyteller group and will not affect the plot going on here. In other words, if a character dies in Owosso (or any other place for that matter) and decides he doesn't want to abide by that, that's fine, it didn't happen. Also, Items, Rewards, experience or other character changes occuring there are not approved here. NPCs do not travel there, nor do they come here from their game. I'm sure the same applies in reverse as well.

Our game is beginning to travel there during the regular game hours. If I describe a scene I will try to represent things as they are according to their narrator, but from this point forward Owosso exists in our game separately from how it might exist in their game. I'm sure Lansing looks completely different in their game as well.

I'm sure you all can imagine the reasons behind this, but if you have any questions my e-mail box is open.

I must extend this piece of advice to the new STs as an experienced LARP ST of many years. I see a disturbing trend starting with our friends from Owosso and I hope it does not continue. Inter-LARP crossover plots and characters can only lead to trouble. Keep Fortress about Fortress and other LARPs at arms length. Player intermingling is wonderful, character and plot intermingling will only lead to disaster... or paperwork (a disaster in itself). I am sure my warning will go unheeded, but at least I have spoken my mind on the issue. Good luck to the new STs and I hope to see you all soon, as a player.

Lisa--I can't access Sarah's web page; email to the address you used also bounces. Perhaps you should not be using a space in the name.

A postscript to my earlier comment: On Nokomis' behalf, I respectfully request an audience with the Prince for next Saturday. I will stand surety for her good behavior.

For the benefit of the Prince, and those other Kindred who opted to return to Lansing rather than pursue Nokomis into Owosso, an account of what transpired there:

Ms. Argo (the Tremere Primogen) and I tracked Nokomis into the sewers, where we dared not trespass. While Ms. Argo returned to Lansing to get my car, I remained in Owosso, and followed Nokomis, Michael, and Zero around town for some hours. I watched Nokomis make several attempts to run away from Michael; these were inevitably cut short by his Presence.

Eventually, I was able to obtain a meeting with Michael. In front of myself, Nokomis, Zero, and Dick Ferratti, Michael agreed to abdicate and relinquish forever all claims to the position of Prince of Lansing, on the condition that the Blood Hunt on him be revoked, and that Cython abdicate in favor of any Kindred other than the current Toreador, Tremere, and Nosferatu Primogen. He specifically mentioned Sarah, the Sheriff, as a desirable candidate for Prince.

Furthermore, Michael has released Nokomis from any association with him. Nokomis states, and I have verified beyond possibility of doubt, that she is not under Blood Bond or any other compulsion to follow Michael's will; furthermore, she is no longer residing with him, nor acting as his companion.

(As regards the Blood Hunt on Michael, the circumstances under which I was able to meet with him made any attempt at his destruction both futile and suicidal. I regret my failure to carry out the Prince's wishes in this matter.)

Prince Cython:

In light of recent events, I would like to request an audience with you at your convenience.

Nokomis, forgive me if I sound rude, but after having seen with my own eyes how closely tied to Michael you were, I cannot openly welcome you. If Prince Cython wishes to do so, of course, I will back him in that, but it will not prevent me from watching you closely.

Sarah Buchannan

This is Pooka (aka Nokomis) not the pooka of the game. I am looking for an e-mail address for Eric (Zero). ----------------------------------------------------------- I just wanted to let everyone know that I wish to reach a peaceful arrangement with you. I have returned to Lansing of my own free will...Michael will not be summoning me, either. I hope we can work things out that does not involve me dead.

Do to the recent activities of Micheal and his verified intention of killing a vampire, namely myself, a bloodhunt has been declaired on him. This is backed by the primogen councel and all the vampires of Lansing that where present. Should someone manage to capture him within the city the Sixth tradition is waved. Recent attacks by these werewolf "ghosts" is getting out of hand. The seem to be coming from Kings Brewery. Any information concerning them would be appreciated. Please feel free to contact me at my email address if you have any questions. Cython Nosferatu Prince of Lansing

1) I'd appreciate it if all the vampire players would read pgs. 35-43 of the 3rd Edition Masquerade book. It might clear up some confusion as to the whims of the Elders and why they didn't have a problem with the current political situation. 2) If you are on a carpeted area of Fortress, you are in-character. The once exception is if you are discussing something(pertinent to the game, and it is in-character stuff) with one of the ST's or a narrator. 3) Unless you plan on challenging a ruling, DON'T ARGUE THE DECISION. 4) Unless the character in question doesn't mind, the death of said character at Owasso, doesn't happen at Fortress. I, like some of our players, don't like the idea of the two storylines coinciding. It'd be too hard since we don't correspond with their ST's. 5) Expect the warning system to be reistituted. Lastly, I don't want to seem like I'm being an ass, but I, and I'm sure the other ST/Narrator types, was a little strung out tonight. If anyone has an issue with anything I've typed, E-mail me about. DO NOT REPLY ON THE BOARD. Thanks for reading.

Vincent contact our brother and tell him I must speek with both of you immediately.

::rolls:: Pengie, that link was hillarious!!! House PAinter-The MAsking Tape....::dies laughing::

::rolls:: Pengie, that link was hillarious!!! House PAinter-The MAsking Tape....::dies laughing::

someone gimme an opinion on Sarah's webpage? Its still under construction, but the basic idea is there.

Anybody making a new character for the game, please by at Fortress on time(by 7PM), or E-Mail it to me. If you can be there earlier it would help a lot since everyone needs to inform their ST's of the character's past and idiosyncricies, so as to implement them into the game. Thanks...

Sorry you are upset, but Mr. Ruyle is taking a larp vacation and as much as I like running Wraith, it would be better with more folks. Besides, I plan to take things up almost exactly where I was going to start them this week, with the Jade Empire invasion of Lansing. And you never know, maybe some folks could step up to the plate on Saturday. So don't throw away Professor Argo's sheet.

Check this link out: http://www.brunching.com/features/feature-vampirefaqk.html

LARP Brunching Shuttlecocks style... heh...

::smacks her forhead:: AHHHHH..... Good one, Jordan!!!! ::takes the award for feeling stupid:: I have to admit, I was seriously wondering what was up here.... Mental note...never take a Changeling seriously.... ::chuckles and goes to tell Dave::

You've all been taken by Jordan... Think about it... he's the changleing Storyteller and he just got you all confused and pulled a really good prank on ALL of you...

Okay, here is the deal. Dave Beck is the Vampire ST. Jordan Holarbeck (I think I spelled that right) is the Changeling ST. Werewolf is temporarily closed due to lack of interest, but when the interest resurfaces via at least five players wanting it open a new ST will be chosen other than me. Someone has already expressed an interest and I think he would be a good candidate. Wraith too has been closed due to lack of interest with a four person re-opening minimum. I don't think that Mike Robinson will hand off when it re-opens, but I am not sure. As far as Narrators go Adam Sina... Shina... Bomb is the only Narrator, he currently has floating ststus between Vampire and Changeling. Others will be needed, especially if our numbers stay up or grow more, so keep that in mind. As for us "retiring" STs... well Pyle and I will be playing, Erica I'm not sure, and Mike I think will be playing as well.

So Mike Ruyle and I just get spun out of existence until and unless we can recruit a couple more players? That sucks. Mike--I mean Storyteller Mike, not Mike Ruyle--I recognize that you have a responsibility to do what you feel is best for the LARP, but I am upset. I really like this character, and I liked the way the story was going. Sigh.

Everyone: The confusion over who is to be Vampire Storyteller will be sorted out either in the Storyteller meeting tomorrow night or via e-mail between the new group.

I do know that I will be Vampire Storyteller this week so until I know more for sure, this is the deal. Maybe Jordan got his wires crossed, I dont know but I definately will find out. The last thing we need is more confusion right now.

This is all messed up now, so DAVE aka in char Carlos is the ST for vamp right

Thisi s all fucked up now, im confused!!!!!!!!

Aproved, and email blodget your idea too edmund.

Okie, here goes. As far as I know, Jordan, Blodgett, Dave and I are having a meeting to plot everyone's demise... er part in the story. The four of us will probably decide who does what and when. I will still be oking characters, dishing out weapon cards, and doing whatever else narrators do. Anyone else having a concern about the storytelling situation, please hold off till tomorrow night. One of us, hopefully, will post who is doing what. Please be patient. Thanks.

Hey Jordan, if I go to LARP on Saturday, I was wondering if I can play the Changeling character I was talking to you about. Thanks!

I also understood that Dave was the Vampire Storyteller and Jordan was the Changeling one? I am now really confused?!!

I could be wrong but I thought this post said that Dave was the new Storyteller for Vampire....And that Pyle had oked this, at least that is what I was told. So isnt Dave The Vampire Storyteller and Jordon was the Changeling Storyteller.

"I'm sure some of you may have heard this, but I thought I would post to make an official announcement. Pyle, Aaron and I have all decided that the time has come for all three of us to finally step down our positions as Storytellers. Since there is currently no Werewolf Genre, when an interest becomes apperant, a storyteller will be placed at that time. Jordan is now the official, permanent Changeling Storyteller. I don't know for sure, but I think Dave Beck is going to be the new vampire storyteller. Most likely we will come back eventually as players... If anyone has questions or concerns, please feel free to contact any of us. Thanks!"

I know that Dave and Pyle have been in Corespondance about this, and that Dave has agreed to take over the Vampires, well this is what I was understanding just as of last night, since Dave and Pyle were discussing it than. See ya all on Saturday.

Some of you might think that that last post was a joke, it isn't. I need to speak to you each personally beacuse of something to do with each of your characters. This is VERY important to the plot of the most important aspect of the game. So please be prompt and have your character sheets ready, and if you have a red pen please bring it. It will make things easier if you all have one instead of just me having one. If you don't have one, don't worry and don't buy one, one will be provided. Actually only one will be provided since they cost a bazillion dollars and I have one and don't want to buy more. So in all seriousness please arrive promptly at 7, wait in the room for me and we will talk in private before we start the larp.

Vampires, since i'm your new storyteller i need to speak with each one of you personally saturday. Please wait in the room the changelings use as "steve da beevicks" at 7pm. thank you in all seriousness

This is Dave's E-Mail - ThraileDS@aol.com. This is Dave's E-Mail on drugs - ilehaTr@oal.moc any questions?

All the previous stuff that you used to send to Pyle (especially personal e-mail that's entirely non-LARP related) send to me now so I can delete and deny all knowlege of ever recieving it.

Okay, I guess I'll stop trying to be funny (you know you laughed, admit it!) and tell you that all of that is true (except for the personal e-mail thing, I dont want to see Pyle's letters). I can approve characters, take downtimes, answer questions and of course assign five aggrivated damage all over e-mail, so please try to use it.

To Erica: 9 AGG! :-P

To Adam:
MOCK!

That last post should read IAH 201... sorry. See, I told you! I can't even remember the name of the damned class, I hate it so much. *twitch, twitch*

Since Mike is closing down Wraith for a while(unless some more players start playing Wraith on Saturday), a few people need to make new characters. As a favor to me, if you have the time, _PLEASE_ E-Mail me a new character. If you don't have the books(I.E. Shining Host or Laws of the Night Revised), I'll understand... but I'll still bitch and moan(that's a joke). I'm rather busy with school now(I HATE 201!), and I'm guessing things might be bit hectic on Saturday. Thanks, and I'll see everyone on Saturday.

Prince Cython

Please get in touch with me as I feel I have some ideas that might be beneficial to us in our fight.

OOC~ New blood in the Storytellers game!! I hope we are all prepared for some spins!!!

Sarah/Lisa

Given the fact that I only have one regular wraith player, I am closing the genre until I can get at least four players. There's some really cool stuff in Ends of Empire that I'd like to implement, but it requires a good sized Circle to pull it off. My decision is also influenced by the stepping down of the Big Three storytellers, leading me to realize that I've been narrating/storytelling almost from the start of this here larp and I wouldn't mind playing for a bit.

I'm sure some of you may have heard this, but I thought I would post to make an official announcement. Pyle, Aaron and I have all decided that the time has come for all three of us to finally step down our positions as Storytellers. Since there is currently no Werewolf Genre, when an interest becomes apperant, a storyteller will be placed at that time. Jordan is now the official, permanent Changeling Storyteller. I don't know for sure, but I think Dave Beck is going to be the new vampire storyteller. Most likely we will come back eventually as players... If anyone has questions or concerns, please feel free to contact any of us. Thanks!

I'd like to thank everyone for the spin during my first evening as Vampire Storyteller. I enjoyed it immensely and look forward to doing it again this week.

The Giovanni family has overlooked the new heads of the camarila, we respect the new prince, and feel he is a better choice. We feel perhaps the camarila could become more of a business relationship. Please let us know Don of Okemos

Sorry my cpu froze and over posted

Some of you now know me, and some of you don't. My name is Vincent Giovanni, i will be running things for the Giovanni Family here in Okemos. Any business, problems or perhaps business deals, please do not be afraid to come to us. My family and I will do what ever we can for the right amount of money. If anyone has any information on where the former prince of the city has gone, Michael, please inform us as soon as possible, i will pay you for this information. Vincent Giovanni Don of Okemos ICQ 29727681

Some of you now know me, and some of you don't. My name is Vincent Giovanni, i will be running things for the Giovanni Family here in Okemos. Any business, problems or perhaps business deals, please do not be afraid to come to us. My family and I will do what ever we can for the right amount of money. If anyone has any information on where the former prince of the city has gone, Michael, please inform us as soon as possible, i will pay you for this information. Vincent Giovanni Don of Okemos ICQ 29727681

Some of you now know me, and some of you don't. My name is Vincent Giovanni, i will be running things for the Giovanni Family here in Okemos. Any business, problems or perhaps business deals, please do not be afraid to come to us. My family and I will do what ever we can for the right amount of money. If anyone has any information on where the former prince of the city has gone, Michael, please inform us as soon as possible, i will pay you for this information. Vincent Giovanni Don of Okemos ICQ 29727681

I accept the Senescal position and will do the best that I can to uphold the laws of the Camarilla and to protect my Prince and the city of Lansing.

To Cortez~ Please get with me as soon as you can regarding your new position.

Carlos, if you are reading this, by some chance~ Thank you for your help in my absence last evening. I hope to see you again soon.

To the rest of the Primogen Council, I look forward to seeing you all again as well. Please excuse my untimely absence last evening. Truely, it was unforseen and beyond my control.

To the Tremere elder Vic Pisanob~ Please excuse my earlier apparent rudeness. There was no threat intended to you in anyway, and I did not mean to seem disrespectful. I would like to meet with you sometime if scheduling permits.

Sarah Buchannan, Clan Brujah

Senescal to Prince Cython

Do to recent unforseen events, the previous prince of Lansing has been removed from office. The current vote of the Primogen council is that I am to be Prince. I shall do what I can to keep our city and our kindred alive. There was not enough time to elect positions at the end of last meeting. Therefore I elect to maintain the current positions of the city. Senechal shall remain Sarah of clan Brujah. Cortez shall be Brujah Primojen. The rest of the primogen shall remain as they are. The new malkavian shall be temporary harpy until a vote is taken. The sherrif and scourge positions are currently available, and if you are interested, contact the senechal or myself. Currently, attend to your own business until things can be sorted out. I will take any help to deal with Blake. He seems intent on destroying the camarila here even more than the sabbat. I shall be recruiting help from outside the city to deal with him. Further anouncements will be made here.

::struggles against the ropes as the children do a war dance around her chair, waving forks and knives maliciously::

::screams really loud, hoping some one at the Fortress will hear her::

I WANNA GO TO LARP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::cries, and throws a really big temper tantrum::

I want to apologize to the Changelings for the lack of Storyteller lately... This month has been grim indeed and with be even grimmer (if that's possible). I will not be there to storyteller the rest of this month due to prior commitments. There are very able sub-storytellers to run the game. I WILL be there on a regular basis starting in November, so just hold on to your 'taters.

Ninja, eh? Will an Assamite suffice?

Ninjas. That's what this LARP needs.

More ninjas.

I hate nazis.

I just wanted to let all of you concerned Kindred out there know that I know my place within Kindred Society. I also know the consequences if I should dare go against our Prince's loyalty in any way. Believe me, I will not be invoking his wrath! I do wish to offer an apology to the Sheriff. I am sorry if I have stepped on any toes. As far as my "sword" goes: A girl has to have some protection from the big, bad boogie men, right?

To the Kindred of the Lansing area:

I support my Supervisor, Mr. Falcone, in his support of the Prince. As any City that is ruled by a strong Ventrue Prince, there is much opposition. Unfortunately, there is not the strong support that is deserved. Any of the Kindred of the City would do well to heed the Ventrue Prince's word as law.

To Prince Michael:

I am new to the City and humbly request an audience with the Prince so that I may introduce myself and recite my lineage, as is proper for our Clan. My knowledge and resources are yours, my Prince.

Theodore Millner

Mr. Pisanob, it will be a pleasure to meet with you. Though I feel that Sarah should be present since this meeting does concern her as well. As for the ghoul that was unfortunate and uncalled for if you have done what I think you have. We are not Sabbat remember and still do value human and ghoul life. Your fortunate it wasnt a ghoul Recognized under my law. As to Cython, Mr. Zombie, He shall be in the city this Saturday, he was called away on business I can set you up with a meeting if you like. Just get ahold of me. I shall see you all Tomorrow eve. Sleep well.

I was told I could find someone named Cython here. Does anyone know him? I've tried to meet with him before but shit happened and well, the meeting didn't. So let me know.

Okay folks, Jordan has said he will babysit the Changelings and Beck will run the all-night Vamp meeting. Ergo, there will be a game this weekend. I Just want people to know that we are going to be looking at a more stable form of Narration. we will be talking about this with folks probably the first session in November, but until then think about yourself as a Narrator and whether or not you would be good at it or would want to do it. See you all in November.

Okay, pending Jordan saying yes, there will be Larp on Saturday. It's just that it all was kinda short notice and we didn't think to ask Jordan and I forgot that Dave Beck is running vamp for Pyle. All I could think when this happened was "Geez, I can't run the larp by myself!" I shall be asking Jordan if he will be around and if he can sub for Changeling and all will be hunk and/or dory. So, once again, larp will happen.

What do you mean there will be no game, i think thats the reason we have the SUB story tellers so we can still play and the whole point of that very idea, im still going to show up, if anyone else cares to join me please do so.

I personally, do not trust in any way shape or form the OWASSO crew, they attacked the Prince Michael, and it was noticed by me and taken to a larger step. We should make a move on them now, before they destroy us all. I am currently investigating Red Star Automotives and King Brew. I have some reports of them under control of our enemy. As for Blade, i will do my part in making him look bad. Seneschal Clan Ventrue Falcone

He awoke with a start to find himself strapped to some sort of bed. What the hell was this place? The straps were too tight, and there was something else wrong with them. Why couldn't he get free? He was garou, and born to a legacy of stregnth, why couldn't he get free? Just them a door opened.
"Father!", he cried, "what the **** is happening here!!??"
"You shouldn't have sided against the Wise Guys Joey. You made me lose face in front of our people, you shouldn't outta done that, Joey. Where is the cub, Joey? I don't have time for this shit."
"I don't know, I can't remember a ****ing thing, let me outta dees straps!"
"It's too bad Joey, you were a good Wise Guy, now you are just a liability."
With that Joey watched his father walk outta the room, he knew what was going to happen next, and since it seemed he was no longer a Wise Guy, he had no protection against it.
When the police found the body, they threw up. This kid, looked barely twenty, chopped up, bruised, and it looked like someone had cut out his eyeballs, thrown down on the street like trash. They got as far as the car to call for backup when they heard the noise. Half afraid of what they would find, they turned. The body was gone, and searching the area they found the tatters of a trench-coat and hat, and a torn up address for somewhere in Lansing Michigan called Voyager. Deciding this was just too weird they turned around just in time to get punched squarely in the face by the walking, breathing body of the kid.
"Forgot my hat." And with that he was gone again.

ATTENTION: There will be NO game this weekend! Since there is only going to be one active Storyteller at the game, we have decided to cancel the game for this weekend. We WILL be having a game next weekend. If you have any questions, e-mail or call me.
Thanks!

It is unfortunate that the ghoul who informed we of your post was not exaggerating. I suppose I'll just have to thrall another one. Anyway, I will speak with you, Prince Michael, no one else. I will arrive briefly to speak with you.

Mr. Pisanob, I understan you have a problem with one of my Kindred, and her actions. While I appreciate your concern as Im sure she does. I must point out that she was only fullfilling her duty as I have appointed her to do. I am Prince over Much of this area and I cannot have my laws ignored. Though Im sure she also realizes that Nikomis is under my protection, and therefore would not be foolish enough to harm her. If you wish to come to Lansing we can speak of this. But unfortunately my city needs me in it at the moment and I cannot come to you. Again I appreciate your concern for my Kindred, and your advice is well heeded. Thank you. Prince Michael

::a low chuckle issues from her throat as she reads the letters of both Cortez and the "citizen":: Cortez a neonate.. that is indeed the funniest thing I have heard all week... aside from being threatened by a Tremere that isnt even in the city,that is... Ah well. Let him slave over his research.. I have things enough to do here without the ramblings of a distand bag of pipes that talks threats when none have been implied to him in the least way..

::she puts the papers she carried down, and moves toward the car, as the time for her meeting with Blade draws near, wondering about this sword of Nikomis', and checking her other notes of the so called "Prince of Owasso"::

Sarah Buchannan

I find this very entertaining. Two Brujah neonates trying to lecture a Tremere elder on protocol. I'm sure you'd like for me to come down to Lansing, but as I said, I'm busy. Besides, I'm sure you've got more than enough problems to keep you occupied. I'm going to start on my research again, hence, I won't be on the computer for a while. Good night, whelp(s).

Citizen... How could your business elsewhere be so great that your ego doesn't summon you to Lansing straightaway to settle this dire insult... the Tremere should not have to endure such blasphemy as a Primogen taking care of *her* business within the city she was appointed to care for. How disappointed your superiors must be in your letting this slide. I know she (Sarah) thanks you for the information regarding a certain sword... it will prove useful should her warning be ignored. E-Mail is the prefered warning method in the future.

You're all mine on Saturday muah-ha-ha-ha....

A neonate... True, I am young. However... I in no way threatened you. I suggested a civil meeting, and you threaten me with "the way Tremere deal with problems"? I am not afraid of you.. and if you would rather fight than talk, I can do that as well..the Brujah have their own ways, you know.

But remember. Lansing is MY jourisdiction. As appointed Sheriff and Scourge, as well as Brujah Primogen, it is MY decision (with the approval of Prince Michael) as to how this situation with Nikomis should be handled. I know that the Tremere respect the so called "chain of command"... or is that something forgotton? Your opinion of me matters not in the least.

As for the Sabbat and Blade..well, some things are better left to the privacy of those they were spoken with in the first place.

I reitereate my offer of speaking civilly if you ever come to Lansing. If you would rather fight we can do that as well. However, I think it in the best interest of the Camarilla that her clans fight Sabbat instead of eachother.. ::shrug:: The decision is yours...

Sarah Buchannan

Brujah Primogen

Sheriff and Scourge

Lansing, MI

Sarah, you are a typical neonate. Advice from an Elder is taken as an insult or threat. If YOU threaten ME again, I'll be more than happy to show you how the Tremere deal with problems. However, as it stands, I'm quite busy researching something, and I don't feel as though wasting my time educating some foolish childe is worth disrupting my studies. You should be much more concerned with the Sabbat and Reverend Blake.

Resident of Vienna

I sincerely hope that was not intended as a threat to me. Regardless of any sword or whatever...if Nikomis wishes to stay in the favour of the Prince and his Council, she needs to learn to live her life within the rules set forth for her. I hope that I do not have to enforce this upon her. However..if she continues to overstep her boundries that have been set for her, believe me, I shall not hesitate. I don't even know who you are. I am not afraid of your weiled threats..warnings..whatever you wish to call them. If and when you decide to come to Lansing, perhaps we can discuss this civilly. Until then..you mind your matters and let me mind mine.

Sarah Buchannan

Resident of Vienna

I sincerely hope that was not intended as a threat to me. Regardless of any sword or whatever...if Nikomis wishes to stay in the favour of the Prince and his Council, she needs to learn to live her life within the rules set forth for her. I hope that I do not have to enforce this upon her. However..if she continues to overstep her boundries that have been set for her, believe me, I shall not hesitate. I don't even know who you are. I am not afraid of your weiled threats..warnings..whatever you wish to call them. If and when you decide to come to Lansing, perhaps we can discuss this civilly. Until then..you mind your matters and let me mind mine.

Sarah Buchannan

Actually, the idea of a meeting with him was brought up, and I did send Sara and Cortez to establish one. But for somereason that scene never got run. As for the blowing him up that was suggested as well, and I considered the possiblility of doing so, but only after the meeting was tried. Ive tried to leave Blade alone he keeps comeing, so I want to know what he wants, to bad Lisa and Dave didnt get to run that scene with you, I was hopeing to meet with him this weekend, and if nothing peaceful could be worked out, I need a back up plan, never do anything without leaveing yourself a way out. Correct? Hopefully I can still have this meeting with Blade. And hopefully we can work something out without violence. I am not antagonizing him, till I know more. Is it alright if Dave runs Blade while you are away so I can get this meeting? I hope so. Im sorry if It offended you, but I want a way to solve the problem, and if all other avenues fail, I have to be prepared dont I? So I need a plan for every possible outcome.

Ahhhhhh, Michael, Michael, Michael, it appears you have managed to upset many members of this city in your short time as ruler. It appears my previous employer was wise to wish your death, and it is a shame you escaped me, but the curse is broken now, and the wind of death shall find you. Your time has come, child of Khayyin!

As he breathed in the cool air of the night, he felt refreshed by the air of his homeland...How he had missed it. It had been almost a week since his and "Jack"'s dispute. He didn't believe that was really Jack Webb...That was some corrupted part of Jack. He shuddered involuntarily. He looked behind him to see his old pack, standing behind him. Yes, this was what he needed to get better...get back to his roots. He had assumed the alpha position as soon as he found the pack again...it wasn't hard. There was a new female alpha since he'd last seen them. A glimmer filled his eyes as he trotted over to them and stood beside her. Yes, a few weeks here should make his wavering mental state steady itself again. So many lives he had taken in the past few weeks...perhaps it was time to bring some life into this world for a change. He put his paw of his blood red left foreleg on hers and thought to himself..."The world could use more lupus Garou". Together, he trotted off with his lupine pack..."I will return to Lansing soon," he said in the tongue of the Garou...

First off, Michael, you'd better be happy as hell I wasn't in the country for what you did to my clan. Luckily for you, Pontifex Dorfman is more forgiving than I. He could have easily ended your existence, but he has more pressing matters to attend to in DC. As for Nikomas(please pardon if it's misspelled), I suggest you leave that young lady alone, Sarah. That damned sword she has isn't something of which you want to feel the wrath, not to mention any other abilities she might have. To the rest of the Lansing supernatural population, I wish you good health. Good evening.

Hey Dead People,

I will not be at the LARP this weekend due to the MSU/UofM game. No I am not GOING to the game, I have to work f^@*^%$ "Riot Patrol" after it. "Please sir, don't set that police car on fire..." What a waste of time. But I'm not bitter. Dave "Carlos" Beck will be your substitute storyteller so treat him as you would me. On second thought, try to be nice to him. Hope everything goes well and Jacob, killing Blade is not going to be that easy. You would think creature who live in perpetual meeting would think of other tactics then that of your typical Garou. "How should we deal with Blade?"

"Talk with him? "

"Find out what he wants and why he is hunting us?"

"Use our influence to discredit him?"

"Naw, lets just kill him."

and they say that the Werewolf game is dead, jeez. Talk to everyone later,

Nikomis~

I feel it would be beneficial for you to understand that in doing what you did last week and talking to Blade, you not only broke a direct order from the Prince, but stepped on my toes as well, by interfering in something that I was told to carry out. I will warn you once. ONCE. Do not make that mistake again, or I shall begin to take my position as Sheriff and Scourge *very* seriously. Sarah Buchannan Brujah Primogen, Sheriff and Scourge of Lansing

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Any here that know of Jade, contact me...

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I think we should just give the "Best Smack Talker" LARPIE award to Blodget now, and not worry about it for April. His last one was damned funny...

I've got two words for ya, Jack, and they are "Yer goin' down!" I will meet all contenders, and they will all feel the power of the Squirrel Elbow Death Drop! I'm gonna put my unbeaten record and my Granny Belt Title on the line just so I can grind you into compost and sprinkle you around the Ghille Dhu! You better start amassing some Centurions, Jack, 'cause you sure as hell won't be able to contort in the body cast I put you in! No man beats The Island!

Let's examine what has happened in the last few weeks, shall we? The changelings kill the sept alpha, and all the werewolves disappear. Strangely, several new changelings come to the area. Hmmmmmmmm...Therefore, if we kill the vampire prince, all the vampires will disappear, and the unholy legions of the fae will swell even further. This plan cannot fail!!!!!!

You're going down next saturday, pooka!!!! Your feeble to squirrel ninja skills are nothing before the might of sluagh sovereign!!! The granny belt is mine next week!!!

Behold the power of changelings!!! This ineffective hysteria spawned by the Fae has undermined and infected every genre and many of us are just getting started. Combined with the mass of players exquisite spinning is in effect and has no end in sight. By the way when does the challenge for the GRANNY BELT go out and is Soy-Sauce Jimmy a contender?

LONG LIVE THE POOKAS!!!!

Good luck on your journey to find the first tater, Aaron. If the Changlings already found it, good luck not going crazy around the rabid, Pooka squirrel, who wanted Chimerical nukes...

Not that this neccassarily affects any current player or player-character, but, I have decided to close down the Werewolf genre for the time being. This is due to lack of player interest. It is one of the natural hazards of a four genre open LARP. I will reopen it again when I have a minimum of five players interested in playing regularly. In the interim I shall be taking a short leave of my senses as a Changeling player.

As people are beginning to cheat with and otherwise abuse Challenge Cards, they will no longer be issued; instead, at the start of each LARP session, each player shall recieve a lamenated card with a picture of a Challenge Card on it.

I challenge that interpretation of the challenge card. I demand immediate arbitration!!!

If you look on the front in microprint it clearly states that I require that the storytellers deny all Challenges.

Yes, challenge cards change everything. In fact, I challenge the use of chart B. I demand the storytellers confer immediately. Confer NOW!!!!!

The directions to Chart B can be found in the newsletter each week. Use every fourth word's first letter, then go through again and use the last letter of every fifth word. It changes though, based on whether you still have a challenge card or not. But I haven't figured that out yet.

Does the type of cigarettes or candy wraper that you have matter?? I mean, with such a delicate process, won't that change things?

I know how to get a hold of chart B ... for a price...

There is not now nor has there ever been a chart B. Wake up folks!

What about chart B?

The following simple conversion has been adopted to differentiate bashing from lethal damage.
To determine whether or not a weapon or character does lethal or bashing damage take the letters of the item orr character class and convert them to their respective Greek letters. Next convert each of those letters to a number corresponding to that letters position within the Greek alphabet. Now add all of the numbers together and multiply them by 52.781. Now count backwards the number of days to the last most recent blue moon. Add 12. If gameplay occurs on the first or third weekends of the month multiply the result by 7. If on the second or fourth ad 109 and 3/4. Now consult the Pooka bashing or lethal chart cross-referencing your results from the previous calculations. Use table A if you are upstairs table C if your downstairs. If you are outside a candy wrapper or cigarette box will suffice. The solution to bashing or lethal can be easily arrived at in this manner.