Hey anyone who sees this, I left a pair of Khakis at the fortress which had some important stuff inside. I need him to make sure he keeps them safe for a while. Okay? Thanx

Just a reminder to everyone, send your XP changes to both me and Seth. if I don't get it, it will not be on your sheet for the next game. Please have them to me by Friday night.

GAME ON!

Dave, get ahold of me today. I could use that ride.

If I manage to get a ride to Lansing this weekend I was hoping to attend Fortress this week, I was just wondering if the Lasombra clan was avaliable to player charactars in fortress.

Even though it is Easter weekend we are still planning on having game this Saturday. Just wanted to let people know. I still have yet to confirm it with Eric at Fortress though.

Happy Easter.

Its gametime.

Satan=Santa

Even Divine engines of destruction occassionally make mistakes. At least we haven't spelled Satan "Saten" yet.

Good lord, and neither do I. *sigh*

Apparently, the herals even "nows" how to spell.

The Herald has taken the week off. However, do not lower your guard, deviants. Retribution takes place whenever the Reaper needs to make his quota, and that is now. He nows all, he knows some must die for their actions. Some of you may be surprised by His decision.

Gotta love the fact no game tonight was put on the board.

You're a little late for me on that one brother Herald. Nice job on the foreboding monologue though. I hope you get them... those you're looking for that is. Come to think of it, there's a Zoo you might want to check out first. Guaranteed nastys there to slay. Just read the memos down a few. I'm sure you'll figure out the address.

Your demises are quickly coming into form. The Swords are ready, blades sharpened, and ready to slay the unholy. The visions are getting more and more clear. Death is the only way to truly reach enlightenment, and I will be the facilitator. The both of you will be enlightened. Redemption is upon you. The Rapture will soon follow.

The point? The point is that there's a leech who's nothing more than a pain the ass of that Mokele, and that Mokele wants him off his territory. There's actually two leeches, but one is the other's bitch, so the bitch is insignificant.

There's nothing preventing you and your character from taking it up with the Mokele. The fact the Mokele is slowly going really frickin' insane is irrelevant... I wouldn't worry about his becoming psychotically homicidal.

Wow... a Holy Site... we have a Cardinal on our little web chat! This sot is becoming more believable all the time. Gee I guess I can't go to the Zoo now. Whatever will I do on those sunny summer Saturday afternoons?

(What's the point? It seems to me the Holy equivalent of surrounding a Machine Gun with a "protective" wall. Your Mokole being the Machine Gun of course.)

Maybe a little re-examination of the body of the text is in order? It plainly states whether the comments were made in or out of character.

I take it your True Faith comment was out of character? If not please tell us now. I'm not sure about any of the others but Fostern may have some odd reactions to such.

I'm playing a PC, I blessed the zoo. It was done to prevent certain parties from sullying my character's zoo with their presence.

Blame somebody else for giving me True Faith, don't blame me.

Wait a sec, there are many technical difficulties with a Zoo being Holy Ground... like which religion would sanctify a place where animals are kept as attractions. Not that it's a Cardinal Sin in Christianity, but I dont remember any patron Saint of ZooKeepers. Or maybe you're just bluffing. Then again who cares about the bloody Zoo.

Get a fucking dictionary, or at least run spell check. My god, how hard is it to take a little pride in your work? Are you really so daft?

What are you babbling about? Both sides...?

OOC: Assuming the shadows around me is a vampire, I'd very much like to know how they can tolerate being in the zoo seeing as its Holy Ground now...

I visit the zoo most every day thank you very much. even your lil pets, on both sides, don't mind me being there. Some of them are SOOO cute.. I especialy enjoy visiting the reptile house. don't you?

HA HA HA HA!!! Even when you're anonymous, you can't spell. I may be POMPOUS, but I don't care. If you want to see how well I can back up the arrogance, feel free to visit the zoo this Saturday.

HAHAHAHAHA BC you are a laugh Riot you Pompus ASS

The zoo is now off limits to everyone but the local Changers and a few other select people after sundown. If you are found on the grounds after said time, you WILL NOT enjoy the circumstances that occur. You have been warned, don't fucking piss me off.

Wow... your lack of intelligence is only offset by your lack of humor. I have no desire to go to SAIPAN. I have responsibilities here. As far as I know, you're here to be an idiot. By all means, please stay, you're very good at it.

How are your claws holding up?

BC: Frankly if your not happy in this town you are free to leave and never return. Perhaps Sipan would be more to your liking....... ya may as well be someplace where your happy.... Just a thought.

PS: and because I am a nice person and concerned with your happiness I would be happy to buy you a one way ticket to any other country of your liking :)

Something is really pissing me off in this hell hole of a town. I suggest anyone who needs to speak with me for any reason think twice about it. This goes double for any of you visiting the zoo who don't need to be there.

That wouldn't work... all Get are ineptitude personified.

Or we could just tell the get of fenris that the moon is wyrm tained, and let the problem take care of itself.

Making the moon spin faster would only make it bulge it at its equator and flatten it at its poles. It would look more like a disc than a sphere. However, you could increase its rotational velocity, then put whoever you want on it. Then, suddenly stop the rotations and all those on the moon would fly off at an incredible speed.

Hey Dave. Would elastic from underwear work for the bungie? I bet we could get that in no time. We just have to go to Meijers. As for the spoon, everyone knows you have to eat pudding with a spork. Unless it's chocolate pudding in which case it is OK to lick it form the container but your not allowed to use your hands.

I reqest a slight modification to the destroy the moon project (DtMP). Instead of destroying the moon, perhaps we could transfer the spin energy of Earth to the moon. As the moon is much smaller masswise it would be going 'round many times faster than Earth and would likely break up, but then again is that bad? Also half the Vampires on Earth would sleep forever, while the other half freezes their nuggets off. We need a giant bungie cord and a spoon (I have pudding to eat but no spoon) and also a very powerful rocket to stretch the bungie to the moon. I realize that phase 7a of the destroy the moon project is already complete, but suggest resources be diverted immediately as phase 7a is merely a misleading designation for the beginning.

Genre: Werepireling

Discipline: Necrodomobtenfuscateaturgyspex

Auspice: Ahrphileurgeabash

Fae thingie: Pootrocapasaurus

Any questions?

hmm. . . if the game needs players I might be interested David S. if you could maybe contact me about a ride. I always pay gas money, and we could have an awesome time as co-conspiritors.

I sorta agree with Mike and Dave B. First of all. I have been playing a completely different kind of character. I have a lot of fun. Screwing with the vampires. Realisiticly, the charater with the MOST potential for MAJOR DUMBNESS(aka spinnyness) is my character. I could get spirit/life high enough to shred fuzzies. As well as the forces/correspondence effect of let the sun shine or I could get mind high enough to just change/destroy everyone's minds. BUT NONE OF THIS IS IN THE BEST INTEREST OF THE GAME. In other words let's all STOP fucking whining about who can kick whos ass and have fun playing the game.

As for the moon? If you can come up with some why to transport the leechs to the moon then do it. Give me time and I can do it. But why would I want to? Also there isn't any food on the moon or how about this. I antagnoize some wolfies and transport them to the surface of the sun? Sound cool? No? I didn't think so either.

Bottom line. Let's have fun.

*smacks the board* shaaaadup!

"Move the game to the moon." What kind of a crap comment is that Alex? Nice open mindedness, especially nice from a veteran player. I'm disgusted. You could have at least explained yourself. Check Werewolf off the genres that I want to play.

[I already know for Adam.. he is never funny.]

Sounds like the teapot is (mistakenly)calling the kettle black. Just because I'm always in a less than jocular mood around you doesn't mean I don't have a sense of humor. I generally manage to humor people rather well....

Alex: ya trying ot be funny or an Ass? I already know for Adam.. he is never funny.

Yeah, move a bunch of leeches to LUNA... that's a swell idea.

Actually Garou are warriors of Gaia. Roughly translated that is earth. So why don't we move the vamp game to.. say... the moon? They don't have to worry about zero-g sickness, space dimensa or lack of oxygen. They have a whole half of a planet to infest without facing the sun. Not to mention that anyone would be hard pressed to find anything wooden to stake a vamp with there. Yes I feel it makes perfect sense to move the vamps to the moon. They would be quite happy there.